August 2012
agirlgonemad:
“She’s a little lost girl in her...
centrlperk:
So I took a picture of my dog
then I turned it upside down
and all of a sudden wish I didn’t
holy fucking shit.
the queen, ladies and gentlemen
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
demondetoxmanual:
business in the post, party in the tags
im-an-anchor:
tobyfool:
pleaseremembermefondly:
charlisheen:
you know what i want to know
how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby
solve that mystery steve
THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT
re-bloging for my new favorite quote “that is paprika you ignorant slut”
New go-to anytime someone is being stupid.
“There’s no time for romance, we have shit to Avenge.”
– Scarlett Johansson,
on the lack of romantic subplot in The Avengers.
(via breakfastisimportant)
valerieparker:
girlwiththekey:
valerieparker:
alfredtheherothatswho:
I THREW A KID IN THE WELL
DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL
I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL
BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY
I’LL TRADE YOUR SOUL FOR A WISH
DAMNATION AND SIN FOR A KISS
I WASN’T LOOKING FOR THIS
BUT YOU WERE IN MY WAY
YOUR GLARE WAS HOLDIN’
RIPPED SPLEEN, SKIN WAS ROLLIN’
DARK NIGHT, BLOOD WAS FLOWIN’
WHERE YOU...