agirlgonemad: “She’s a little lost girl in her...
centrlperk: So I took a picture of my dog then I turned it upside down and all of a sudden wish I didn’t holy fucking shit.
the queen, ladies and gentlemen
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
friend: OH MAN
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
demondetoxmanual: business in the post, party in the tags
im-an-anchor: tobyfool: pleaseremembermefondly: charlisheen: you know what i want to know how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby solve that mystery steve THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT re-bloging for my new favorite quote “that is paprika you ignorant slut” New go-to anytime someone is being stupid.
There’s no time for romance, we have shit to Avenge.– Scarlett Johansson, on the lack of romantic subplot in The Avengers. (via breakfastisimportant)
valerieparker: girlwiththekey: valerieparker: alfredtheherothatswho: I THREW A KID IN THE WELL DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY I’LL TRADE YOUR SOUL FOR A WISH DAMNATION AND SIN FOR A KISS I WASN’T LOOKING FOR THIS BUT YOU WERE IN MY WAY YOUR GLARE WAS HOLDIN’ RIPPED SPLEEN, SKIN WAS ROLLIN’ DARK NIGHT, BLOOD WAS FLOWIN’ WHERE YOU...