May 2012
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“A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will...”
– Lemony Snicket (via backgroundcharacteroflife)
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
Watchkanyedaily:
Remember that one time Kanye challenged Jonah Hill to an intense game of Connect 4?
Sometimes I forget this video actually exists, then I remember and my life regains meaning.
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Going to a friends house
Normal people: What a lovely home you have
Me: Whats your wifi password?
