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- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
- Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
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Remember that one time Kanye challenged Jonah Hill to an intense game of Connect 4?
Sometimes I forget this video actually exists, then I remember and my life regains meaning.
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i don’t care if it makes me look like a grandma, my new jacket is awesome as fuck.
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This is an apron? I’d wear it to the grocery store.
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usually don’t agree with anyone at FoxNews, but God this is awesome…
always reblog
i will always reblog this, idgaf.
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The glowing firefly squid of Toyama, Japan 画
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Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.
My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:
a) my sister does not have a way with the written word
b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine
I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these
what is wrong with her
I don’t even understand what some of these mean
(things you should know: I am Natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)
